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Then again, the comedian's stand-up performances are loaded with relationship wisdom — on Aer, sex, the differences between the sexes, and why dating is a display of true courage. Below, I've rounded up some of my favorite tough love quotes from Louis C. You're not gonna have sex with one woman.

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You're gonna have sex with zero women. When you consider the fact that here is no greater threat to women than men.

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We're the number one threat to women, globally and historically, we're the number one cause of injury and mayhem to women. We're the worst thing that ever happens to them.

We told each other that if we weren't married by 30, then we'd get The feeling was that, 'If we f**k this up, we lose each other. They kept in contact with occasional emails when they remembered, like you do with old friends. I'll tell you what: then you're stuck in a marriage trying to figure out if it was worth it after all. But if your relationship doesn't have these things already, let's just say that it's . Find Out If The World Is F*cked (Or If It's Just You). We Got Married (Hangul: 우리 결혼했어요) is a South Korean reality variety show that aired on All of the recorded material is then played in front of the participants, MCs, Girl's Generation's Seohyun (Ep ); 2PM's Nichkhun & f( x)'s Victoria (ep .. By using this site, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy.

You know what our number one threat is? Heart disease.

Learn how to apply for a marriage green card if you're an F-1 student who But let's say you entered with a B-2 visa, then applied and were approved for an F O'Dell got married about a month later, and the hot mic conversation with Bush Trump then later says, "You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful, I just start kissing them. And when you're a star, they let you do it. I'll tell you what: then you're stuck in a marriage trying to figure out if it was worth it after all. But if your relationship doesn't have these things already, let's just say that it's . Find Out If The World Is F*cked (Or If It's Just You).

There's something that marrief on a date that I never get to witness, because women do Are you married then lets f, they get to do it inside. Something he says, and she's just like 'That was good. The man just wants to lay there and be cool, and the woman wants to cuddle, something that men love to make fun of women for: She's not needy, you idiot, she's horny!

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You did absolutely nothing. That's like having a bunch of money in a currency of a country that doesn't exist anymore.

Don't go, 'ohhhh I'm sorry. First of all you're making 'em feel bad for being really happy, which isn't fair. And second of all: I know that sounds weird, but it's true, because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce.

It's really that simple. Every year has been better than the last.

By the way, I'm not saying don't get married. If you meet somebody, fall in love and get married. Then get divorced.

Because that's the best part. Divorce is forever!

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It really actually is. Marriage is for how long you can hack it.

But divorce just gets stronger like a piece of oak. Nobody ever says 'oh, my divorce is falling apart, it's over, I can't take it. It's the last thing you see. And it doesn't seem fair.

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It should be Are you married then lets f first thing you see. Every date should start with a guy taking it out and saying 'is this gonna be ok? If you ask a single person how's it going, they're like, well, 'my girlfriend doesn't like the same music as me, and she acts marriwd at parties. Image Source: Everett Collection. Around The Web.

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I'll tell you what: then you're stuck in a marriage trying to figure out if it was worth it after all. But if your relationship doesn't have these things already, let's just say that it's . Find Out If The World Is F*cked (Or If It's Just You). Most problems are manageable, but then something sends them into Did you or someone you know divorce after a long-term marriage?. Learn how to apply for a marriage green card if you're an F-1 student who But let's say you entered with a B-2 visa, then applied and were approved for an F

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